Monday, December 11, 2023
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Monday, December 11, 2023

Americans ‘Thankful’ They Missed NYC NYE, Dub Cyndi Lauper’s Horrific Performance ‘Nail in Coffin’




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Americans flooded social media milliseconds after Cyndi Lauper was heard howling over the microphone in an apparent ‘attempt to sing’ leaving some ‘mortified’ and ‘thankful’ of the coronavirus closure, Your Content has learned.

“I am phuckin screaming! Cyndi wanted to remind y’all how awful 2020 was for us as a whole,” tweeted MiddleChild.

“My 16-yaer-old is mortified at this performance by Cyndi Lauper,” said a second user.

“Jesus!” Mike frantically tweeted. “I came out of the bedroom and told my wife, “I think a dog just got hit out front?!”

“But then I looked at the T.V., and realized it was just Cyndi Lauper imitating an injured animal!

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“Congrats #RockinEve on giving us that final punch in the 2020 gut.”

“Cyndi Lauper #2020 might have been the worst performance of the year,” a third said. “Cyndi Lauper’s performance is the reason people lip sync.”

One brazen user took the tweet to the max, declaring the performance to be the ‘final nail’ on the ‘worst year in history.’

“Cyndi the most shameless display I’ve seen in a while. This is the final nail in coffin of this hell on Earth of a year.” said Nick Matango.

“Mariah Carey and Cyndi Lauper are tied for flopped live performances of the last decade,” said Maggie Howland.

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